Per My Last Email Hoodie
19372685302546958720
$39.99
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For the Marine who writes emails with murder in his heart and a .mil address.
This hoodie captures the energy of every overworked NCO who’s 12 PowerPoints deep, 3 caffeine overdoses in, and one reply-all away from going full NJP.
Features a jacked skeleton typing out the most violent passive-aggressive email in Marine Corps history:
“Per my last email, I’m going to haze you… Semper Fi. – S-6”
Perfect for:
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Admin warriors with combat-patch rage
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Staff NCOs who ghost but CC the whole battalion
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Anyone who’s ever threatened violence in an Outlook draft
Put it on, hit send, and let ‘em know:
You do your best work at DEFCON 1.
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Product Details
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our custom fleece hoodies, expertly crafted from an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel. (Dark Heather is 50/50 cotton/polyester, Sport Grey is 75/25 cotton/polyester.)
This hoodie features a 2-piece, color-matched jersey fabric-lined hood, a stylish dropped shoulder, and a convenient pouch pocket. Emphasizing sustainability, it meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and is manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility that partners with the Fair Labor Association, ensuring ethical and socially responsible practices.
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80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face
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Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz /yd² / 284.8 g/m²)
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Classic fit
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Tear-away label
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Sustainable & socially conscious manufacturing
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QUALITY UPGRADED
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100% Guaranteed As*chewing
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Free Shipping For Orders Over $100
