Weaponized Issues Hoodie
28936896799185806936
$39.99
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Born in chaos. Raised by drill instructors. Powered by unresolved childhood trauma.
This hoodie doesn’t ask questions — it yells, punches drywall, and signs up for its third enlistment just to prove a point to a man who left in ‘98.
Front line? First there.
Therapy? Never.
Emotions? Supressed like classified intel.
Featuring a frag grenade with a broken heart and a tag that reads “DAD”, because apparently crying in formation still isn’t “tactical.”
Perfect for:
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Overachievers with abandonment issues
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Anyone who says “I’m fine” through gritted teeth
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Marines, obviously
Throw it on. Light the fuse.
Be the reason someone calls for air support at the barracks.
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Product Details
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our custom fleece hoodies, expertly crafted from an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel. (Dark Heather is 50/50 cotton/polyester, Sport Grey is 75/25 cotton/polyester.)
This hoodie features a 2-piece, color-matched jersey fabric-lined hood, a stylish dropped shoulder, and a convenient pouch pocket. Emphasizing sustainability, it meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and is manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility that partners with the Fair Labor Association, ensuring ethical and socially responsible practices.
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80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face
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Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz /yd² / 284.8 g/m²)
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Classic fit
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Tear-away label
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Sustainable & socially conscious manufacturing
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QUALITY UPGRADED
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100% Guaranteed As*chewing
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Free Shipping For Orders Over $100
