Bend Over & Cough Hoodie
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$39.99
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“Bend Over and Cough” Hoodie
Nothing says “Welcome to Sick Call” like a skeleton corpsman snapping on a glove with a smile that screams “deep breath, devil”.
This hoodie is for the med pros who skipped medical school and went straight to trauma via Doc.
You got a paper cut? Motrin.
Gunshot wound? Motrin.
Prostate exam? Bend over and cough.
Perfect for:
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Corpsmen who moonlight as mechanics
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Marines with questionable rashes
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Anyone who’s ever faked mono to skip field day
Throw this on and flex your glove-snapping dominance.
Because in the field, there are two kinds of pain:
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The mission
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Doc’s finger
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Product Details
Elevate your casual wardrobe with our custom fleece hoodies, expertly crafted from an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel. (Dark Heather is 50/50 cotton/polyester, Sport Grey is 75/25 cotton/polyester.)
This hoodie features a 2-piece, color-matched jersey fabric-lined hood, a stylish dropped shoulder, and a convenient pouch pocket. Emphasizing sustainability, it meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and is manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility that partners with the Fair Labor Association, ensuring ethical and socially responsible practices.
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80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face
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Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz /yd² / 284.8 g/m²)
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Classic fit
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Tear-away label
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Sustainable & socially conscious manufacturing
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QUALITY UPGRADED
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100% Guaranteed As*chewing
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Free Shipping For Orders Over $100
